1. This morning a coworker asked if anyone had a marker. But he didn’t just ask for any marker. He asked for a magic marker. A black magic marker, or a felt pen. Understanding his reference, I pulled out my Bad Mother Fucker wallet to show him, yeah, I get it. During the conversation I also mentioned to him that I have a kangaroo caddy by my bed like Butch did. He asked what I kept in it. I told him some change and a watch… “This watch… It was your father’s watch…” He followed by asking me if it had been stuck in my ass… Not lately.

    This morning a coworker asked if anyone had a marker. But he didn’t just ask for any marker. He asked for a magic marker. A black magic marker, or a felt pen. Understanding his reference, I pulled out my Bad Mother Fucker wallet to show him, yeah, I get it. During the conversation I also mentioned to him that I have a kangaroo caddy by my bed like Butch did. He asked what I kept in it. I told him some change and a watch… “This watch… It was your father’s watch…” He followed by asking me if it had been stuck in my ass… Not lately.

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